Dinnie from Six and out, had initiated this strange tagging game which is about sharing 5 secrets or say as I understand five things about you etc.

Here’s mine…

1. My mum cannot remember whether it was me or my brother who once ate his own poo poo as a toddler… judging by what I write in my blog, it is probably me… full of shit.

2. I would be starting a web design company in the next few months and if things don’t go well, I will have to sell my kidneys and other unnamed expletives to get through the year… and am bloody worried about loosing my only possession.

3. I was a good football player who played at the junior levels… donned a number 10 jersey and loved Argentina. At age 12, a bad leg injury during a match which put me out of school for 2 months was enough for me to stop pursuing it further. In cricket, I was considered someone who could bat reasonably well and bowl very fast. On many occasions while fielding, when the ball comes rolling to me, all my friends would laugh and chant “Kawa, Kawa” which means manhole (drainage) to distract me and unable to control my laughter, the ball will invariably pass through my legs for a four almost time and again.

4. A kitten walked into my house on christmas day. I’ve decided to take her in and named her Jingles. She is taking much of my time now and it is kind of crazy but I am very attached to it. Let’s just say I really really like pussies 

5. I once read out to a colleague of mine that a pig has an orgasm of 30 minutes. He kept laughing and snorting like one for half an hour and our boss immediately fired him. I felt sorry for him and when he came to bid goodbye, he looked at me and broke out again laughing uncontrollably mentioning to me that there is no need to be apologetic, as I had given him a priceless moment. I only wish everyone in life including myself had such an outlook in life.