In the very first edition of the Indian Premier league (IPL), there has been string of pathetic displays of bad behaviour from the likes of players and team officials, from downright physical assaults, verbal abuses and dirt cheap treatment of the lesser known fringe players of the IPL by their team owners.

What has been even more shocking is the report on some black cheerleaders been asked not to perform quite simply because the Indian people don’t “like to see dark people”.

Dancers Ellesha Newton and Sherinne Anderson were stopped by the pre-match show organisers “Wizcraft International Entertainment” by apparent instructions by the boss before the opening match of the Kings X1 at Mohali.

Not so long ago, the net was flooded with overzealous Indians who cannot digest or understand the fact about Indians being racists. The statements you often hear is that Indians cannot be racists has to be a joke considering we have the crudest examples of the same in the caste system followed till date and the very obnoxious institute of marriage in India, which is nothing more than piled up cart loads of crude racial dung fest!

At the end of the day, one has to reflect on who these bosses are… highly educated, affluent, savvy public figures, yet so naïve and downright cheap! But then what else can you expect from bollywood film stars actors, whose industry is marred by only the fair and affluent.

The mix between Bollywood entertainment and Cricket may be a good idea on the positives to get the housewives and some of non-cricket loving groups interested. After all much of prime time in the evening gets taken over by this segment in endless soap serials and filmy gossip. However what the administrators failed to see is that it would also bring out the muddy slush of the bollywood entertainment industry. After all, the Indian affection of anything white is well documented in society and is almost a norm in the film industry. How many dark skinned leading actresses are there in this industry?

The two cheerleaders reported that they were upset and cried and they could have understood it if at least the crowd was not receptive to them. The crowd was receptive to them but the highly educated, affluent public star bosses had other ideas in implementing their age old formula for bollywood success.

On the cricketing crowd as such, one would have expected some serious ‘backlashes’ as some call, on the Australians, from the controversial Indian tour of Australia. On the contrary, they were warmly received and very well taken care. This crowd is typically what the affluent snooty snobs in India call the ‘front benchers’, with also the obvious mix of the educated and the not-so-educated.

At the end of the day, it took a big public figure filled with snooty bigotry to bring the house down. So where are all those millions and billions of Indians here and across the world. After all when Shilpa Shetty from the same bollywood industry was racially abused by from unknown small time actor in the UK, the whole community across the world rallied for her.

So where are those rallies for these Uk girls? Where those taxi drivers with their stickers to support? Where are those websites harping on voting for Shilpa to kill racism?

Oh I forgot… Ellesha Newton and Sherinne Anderson are from the entertainment industry and are black. Indians don’t like seeing black people! I get it!

Here’s Hally Berry for you… she is black, a good actor, acts in films better than any bollywood crapreel and most importantly well respected!

Surprise! Surprise! When all the eyes were on the seriousness with which China is internally trying to get cricket going in their country with the help of PCB, silently the Americans are not far behind from the Germans (whoa) in getting a foothold into the cricket fraternity.

Apparently 12 teams including Germany, Mozambique, Nepal, Norway, Vanuatu, Afghanistan, Bahamas, Botswana, Japan, Jersey and Singapore are all going to battle it out in the ICC world league division.

The weirdest thing about this was that the American cricket association, was actually banned for a couple of years for some strange internal political reasons which you come to expect from any sports federation organization, be it the ICC or FIFA. In the recent ICC meet, their suspension was lifted.

What is positive from the Americans is that from the usual takes of baseball, many of their public schools have introduced cricket. As you would come to expect, there would be significantly large numbers of their immigrant citizens from India, Pakistan, Malaysia, South Africa and the West Indies.

On a general note, perhaps with their love for baseball and the similarities of the two sports, it shouldn’t actually be too difficult a proposition for them to make inroads into the cricketing world. One thing I assume will be good from them would be the fielding if they take a leaf out of baseball like what the Australians do.

The other country getting into cricket which basically stunned me is Vanuatu! I plead my ignorance and my curiosity chased me into their association site.

Here is a pic on the boys from Vanuatu learning cricket! From all the bickering and whiplashes happening in world cricket, there is light after all at the end of the tunnel.

Finally, test cricket and I was all excited to see some sanity and so called real quality prevail. However after watching 5 overs of the match, it was evident that this match was turning out to be a borefest.

Was the crowd from a chess match where all the ‘oohs and aahs’ come every time a chess move is made? Probably specifically, it was a golf crowd.

By the time the first few overs were bowled, New Zealand already lost their top half and they should be kicking themselves for getting out to very ordinary bowling.

The recent success for Sidebottom seem to have paid off in terms of free beers and lunches all over England. The bloat on sidebottom was evident but there was still that sexy smile (oh hello Ladies, am back…. gaaaaw).

Neither Anderson nor Sidebottom got any real swing going and I was wondering if this was a sub-continental pitch. How in the world New Zealand lost those early wickets is a mystery, as big as Vaughan’s black jocks slipping off in the field.

To top this all, there was Anderson missing a sitter of a chance to throw the ball to the fielder to get a run out going. Typically England with all their plethora of alibi’s, there was immediately the support crew rendering eye drops to Anderson. How exciting!

Kevin Peiterson’s attempt for a catch was better than most of the IPL cheerleader moves. In fact, it reminded me of Marilyn Munroe’s famous photograph of her skirt flying.

Vaughan was there smiling so blissfully that it would have made Bucknor very proud, for all the lost chances that went by.

Ross Taylor who was disastrous in the practice matches got going with all the foreplay (cheers to SP for coining the term ‘foreplay cricketer’) but the much needed thrust to finish the job.

The hero of the day was yet again Brendon “MChammer” Mccullum who pounded a lovely 90 odd runs. He will be kicking himself thinking about the number of centuries in the recent past he has missed. But this dude is almost everything about New Zealand cricket now.

When Stuart Broad came on to bowl, there was swing, so it was the case of Sidebottom & co at the top not being able to use it… but there can’t be much complaints considering New Zealand sent in their suicide squad to bat. The boy band reject, Broad just became much more annoying after remodeling his hairstyle on all those absurd and silly Leonardo Dicaprio look-alike comments by his giggling fan base of prom rejects. Thankfully, sanity prevailed in not letting me bash up my TV.

Day 2… Oram and Vettori will try to build on. Looks like an yawn fest in the offering… amen.

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