Posted on September 9, 2009 by Scorpicity
The season is finally open for folks in these parts. Sri Lanka, New Zealand and India are quite entangled in a triangular series, which is so incredibly short that you might as well call it the “mini-idily cup” or the “Ranatunga instant noodles cup”.
Speaking about cups and cup sizes, the digital trophy is a nice idea, where the winning captain can plug the gizmo in his cabinet and watch photos, videos and all the memorable moments of the series. I wonder if there is also a private viewing mode to fit in those “what happens in tours, stays in tours” moments too.
The fun part will be when the winning captain starts getting promotional spam for their products in a few months and as usual, the gizmo will traditionally conk out just a day after its warranty period, only for him to then face the true wrath of customer support, who would give him loads of incident ID’s after ID’s, that he would need another digital trophy just to store them.
Apart from the setbacks in the T20’s, Sri Lanka is surely but slowly fitting in all the pieces to form a good team with a consistent line-up slowly falling in. Dilshan is fitting into a perfect Sehwagish role scooping away runs merrily and getting out at times like a dodo. If he wasn’t on a cricket field, he probably will be making babies all night… Such is his form.
Finally a potential classical all-rounder in the Sri Lankan team. The new kid on the block Angelo Mathews has sure been growling for attention with some of his recent performances.
Could Angelo Mathews be as sweet to Sri Lankan cricket, as Angela’s voice in Arch Enemy? That’s one crazy voice isn’t it? But then Angelo is one tough kid too.
If only he could bowl as good as the Jedi master, Vaas and then throw in another good, highly under-rated potential all-rounder, Maharoof, it would well complete what was missing all these years in the batting line-up. Strong low order finishers and scrapers.
Cricket’s original Chenghis Khan and now the legendary Grandpa of Sri Lanka cricket, Sanath Jayasuriya is sadly well past his use-by date. His love for the Indian bowling attack might prolong his career further but he ought to be now giving opportunities for the new gen.
In recent times, New Zealand have done well in T20 cricket and been a total disaster in tests. Vettori may well feel like one of the Russian commanders in the movie “Enemy at the gates”, shouting through a loudspeaker on the battle field.
“One out of two gets a bat.
The one with the bat scores.
The one without follows him.
When the one with the bat gets killed,
the one who is following picks up the bat and scores!”
“One out of two gets a bat.
The one with the bat scores.
The one without follows him.
When the one with the bat gets killed,
the one who is following…
7 WICKETS DOWN ALREADY!!! GET ME THE FREAKING BAT!”
As for the Indian superstars/brats, they kept themselves busy cribbing about WADA and scaring peasants in the countryside with their new Hummers. Virat Kohli’s omission was a let down considering he came up with some fine performances in the Emerging Players tournament but he has the time. While Nayar did quite well, it didn’t fit the logic on having both Nayar and Yousuf Pathan in the squad. Ideally the trade-off should have been with either of these two in the utility all-rounder/finisher role and Virat Kohli drafted in.
With Dravid truly making a miraculous come-back in terms of selection recognition, the ideal scenario should have been the choice of featuring Dravid or Kohli in the middle order. With Kohli not in the squad, it makes a compulsory fit for Dravid to be featured and so no further opportunities given for Dhoni to fumble about under the media gossip scanner. As for the ones like Badrinath, it might well be too late and at the end of the road.
And yes, no sign yet of our secret weapon “Che Pujara”.